Spreading Holiday Cheer (Locks)

A Christmas Miracle...

In partnership with

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!!!

This is a current photo of what I am doing as I sent this email.

You ain’t getting s*** (sorry, Grandma!) out of me today.

My brain is turned off and I’m enjoying the Florida sunshine on this beautiful Christmas day.

Wait, I do have one piece of value for you today besides that’s extremely annoying selfie from above that may or may not have led you to unsubscribing.

NFL CHRISTMAS DAY LOCKS!

  • PITT @ KC 1pm ET: Under 43 total points

  • BAL @ HOU 4:30pm ET: BAL -3

Netflix - I speak for all of America with this

You have ONE CHANCE to prove yourself today, you better not screw up the broadcast of these Christmas Day games. I don’t want you to pull some Tyson/Paul boxing s***. If I see one buffer signal on a game I am watching, I am going to hulk smash my TV and toss it into the Gulf of Mexico, the same waters that my toes are currently dipped in.

And even worse, I will unsubscribe my Netflix subscription. Well, my parents account of course.

I will see you in seven days. On New Year’s Day. It will be 2025. And that will be the most hungover newsletter send mankind has ever fricken’ seen.

Have a holly jolly my friends, see you next week.

Oh, you thought you’d sneak out of here without a ridiculously cute looking photo of my niece and her favorite uncle???

LOOK AT THIS SANTA BABY!!!!

Save 13 Hours Weekly of Podcast Pitching with PodPitch.com

It's 2025. Want to finally be a regular podcast guest in your industry? PodPitch will make it happen. Even the beehiiv team uses it!

The best way to advertise isn't Meta or Google – it's appearing on dozens of podcasts that your customers already love.

You could write a few emails yourself to podcast hosts...

Or you could automate thousands of emails going out weekly, pitching your people as the PERFECT next podcast guest.

  • Log in with your email

  • Load your brand info

  • Click "automate"

Emails pitching your team as the perfect next guest will start sending out automatically to podcast hosts.

Big brands like Feastables are already using it instead of expensive PR Agencies.